Previously on Rumble Against the Jungle, I took down the overrated kangaroo. Today, it’s time for me to take on my first ever bear! Don’t worry, my manager has picked the perfect one for me. Fight night round 4, let’s get it on!
Fight 4: Man vs Panda
I knew sooner or later a bear was coming my way. Luckily, we’re starting off with the most pathetic bear of all. Cute yes, but pathetic. This is a strict no research fight, but I can say with a decent amount of confidence that pandas would be extinct if not for the help of humans. They seem to scare themselves with their own sneezes. What’s the old saying when it comes to bears? If it’s black fight back, if it’s brown lay down, if it’s white goodnight. There’s one last part to that: if it’s a panda, bring them to a zoo because otherwise the panda will die.
Strategy
I think I’d have some fun with this one. Step 1. Pretend to throw a stick, have the panda look for the stick, and then get a few shots in. Step 2. Point to the panda’s chest, have the panda look down, and then flick the panda. Step 3. Pretend to take the panda’s nose. 4. Pretend to leave the fight, watch as the panda dozes off, and then get a few more shots in. Nothing too crazy, just enough to be declared the victor.
Result
I’m 4-0!
