What do an alligator, an elephant, a kangaroo, and a panda all have in common? They’ve all lost fights to me! It’s time to level up. Introducing my toughest opponent yet:
Rumble 4: A Very Lazy Bear
Previously on Rumble Against the Jungle, I took down the overrated kangaroo. Today, it’s time for me to take on my first ever bear! Don’t worry, my manager has picked the perfect one for me. Fight night round 4, let’s get it on!
Fight 4: Man vs Panda
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Rumble 3: Heading Down Under!
Well folks, you are now in the presence of a man that has defeated an alligator AND an elephant. Unbelievable! It’s time for fight 3, taking place in the land down under!
Fight 3: Man vs Kangaroo
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Rumble 2: Man vs Elephant
It’s time for my 2nd rumble! I’m feeling good today, strong, bendy. After a relatively easy win against an alligator, I’m on to bigger and better things. Much bigger.
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Rumble 1: Let the Rumbles Begin!
This blog series is pretty simple: Could I beat any given animal in a fight?
No, this is not a fight to the death. Think of it more like those fight videos you scroll passed on social media. Every now and then you’ll watch one a little closer, and probably declare a winner in your head. I’m not needing to kill these animals to be declared the victor. In fact, I would not want to kill (most of) these animals. It’s a simple man vs. beast battle where I need the judges to score it my way. I almost called this series Man Vs. Beast but when I looked it up I found a tv show in the early 2000s with that name. I couldn’t very well have people thinking they were getting episodes of that show, only to arrive here instead! Rumble Against the Jungle it is!
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