Welcome to Derby Dan’s, The Most Exciting 20 Seconds in Sports!© (okay that saying isn’t copyrighted just yet but don’t even THINK about stealing it).
Before we get to the race, let’s go over the ground rules.
Important to Remember
- Horses are only named after they win a race.
- Lane assignments are random (I promise).
- Horses are without owners, for now. If you have any interest, please inquire.
- We care about WINS. Not 2nd, not 3rd. WINS!
- Full transparency, we have 18 additional horses waiting for their chance to join the league. Could expansion be coming? Or perhaps we’ll switch out the worst horse? For now, enjoy the “Original 6 Era.”
Now, let’s get to the inaugural race!
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