Welcome to Derby Dan’s, The Most Exciting 20 Seconds in Sports!
Continue reading “Welcome to Derby Dan’s Electronic Horse Racing!”The Creation of Pongo Hats!
Welcome to Pongo Hats! I thought I’d share my origin story.
I’ve been a hat enthusiast my whole life. Here’s my first ever hat, in fact:

Every mall I’ve entered includes me looking for Lids. There’s never a hat ad on social media that I don’t slow down for. While this isn’t all of them, here’s a good chunk of my hat collection:

So, what do you get when you mix a hat obsession with a love of creativity? A brand new hat company!
Continue reading “The Creation of Pongo Hats!”Rumble 1: Let the Rumbles Begin!
This blog series is pretty simple: Could I beat any given animal in a fight?
No, this is not a fight to the death. Think of it more like those fight videos you scroll passed on social media. Every now and then you’ll watch one a little closer, and probably declare a winner in your head. I’m not needing to kill these animals to be declared the victor. In fact, I would not want to kill (most of) these animals. It’s a simple man vs. beast battle where I need the judges to score it my way. I almost called this series Man Vs. Beast but when I looked it up I found a tv show in the early 2000s with that name. I couldn’t very well have people thinking they were getting episodes of that show, only to arrive here instead! Rumble Against the Jungle it is!
Continue reading “Rumble 1: Let the Rumbles Begin!”Fixing the Flawed Number System
Here me out- we’ve been saying some of our numbers completely wrong for all these years. For whatever reason, the bozos way back when came up with the words for our number system, and we just stuck with it. It’s actually insane if you really think about it. Allow me to explain.
Continue reading “Fixing the Flawed Number System”Scarf Review- How Many Scarves are too Many Scarves?
Video review time, folks, where will will try to get too the bottom of the age-old question: How many scarves are too many scarves? Let me start off by saying that this is an old review. Back then, the scarf collector was my girlfriend. Now, she’s my wife! Her scarf addiction remains a problem to this day, though. And that’s why it’s important to share this. Maybe it doesn’t affect you, but it probably affects someone you know. More than just a review, consider this a public service announcement. If anyone out there also lives with a clothing hoarder collector, feel free to reach out. Anyway, let’s dive into today’s video:
Run With Me: Goal Setting
When the world shut down in 2020, my 3 hockey leagues shut down. One was pickup ball hockey, the second was competitive ball hockey, and the third was ice hockey. I needed to find something active to do instead, so I decided to run. How hard could it be? After all, ball hockey involved lots of running.
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