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Derby Dan’s Schedule
Every Saturday at exactly 4:02pm, we will have our horses race for your enjoyment. That’s right, we’re not like the NHL where we say our game is at 7 but the puck isn’t dropped until 7:14. Why 4:02, you ask? We here at Derby Dan’s have discovered that to be the optimal time for our horses to race. Just don’t ask what’s happening at 4:01.
Introducing the Horses
Anyway, we have purchased 24 horses that are living the good life on Dan’s Farm. For now, though, we will steal a good concept from the NHL by starting this horse racing league with The Original 6. Today we will introduce you to those horses, who will remain nameless until they win a race!
Pick your favorite and follow along!
