What do an alligator, an elephant, a kangaroo, and a panda all have in common? They’ve all lost fights to me! It’s time to level up. Introducing my toughest opponent yet:
Fight 5: Man vs Lion
First of all, I have the utmost respect for all cats. I think the cat family is the best of any animal family in the world. If it were up to me, I wouldn’t schedule any cats in these fights. That’s how highly I think of cats. With a lion ending up on my fight card, it would be an injustice for me to not put forth my best effort. So here we go.
Strategy
I would be all legs in this fight. A lion is too strong and too proud for me to stay standing, trying to punch my way to victory. I would go down on my back and try to kick at the lion’s head, making sure that the lion doesn’t get on top of me, and doesn’t attack my face.
That’s my very best strategy. I’ve ran over the numbers a dozen times. I don’t know what else I could do. Lions are just so strong. So fierce. So spectacular.
Result
My first loss. 4-1.
